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BRAIN FIZZLEr
THE BEST UNDERGROUND NC WATSON-WESTBROOK WEEKLY JOURNAL
PUBLISHED UNIT #33547 (05/01/2077)
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THE ACID KING... IS BACK!
WHAT LURKS BENEATH CHANNEL X?
The Acid King is back on the market with an enormous array of new concoctions for your strangest life-daring pleasures... From brain-melting eardrops to bone corrosion, the Acid King brings for all tastes!
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Cyber Red!
...FOR THE MOST DEPRAVED FREAKS! ILLICIT BRAINDANCE SALE AT 0878 GRAB YOURS BEFORE WEDNESDAY NOON, LEAVING TOWN IN 6 DAYS (ad)
THE MOST DANGEROUS GUTTER-SLUTS, THE BOYKILLERS, ARE BACK ON STAGE! 05/03/2077 (ONLY THIS WEDNESDAY)
THE HEINOUS EXPOSITIONS OF SKULL BANGERS AND RIB-SPLITTERS ARE BACK IN NC THIS COMING WEEKEND!
THE MOXX'S HYPER-WHORES GAVE TYGER CLAWS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY IN WATSON AFTER A SUDDEN NIGHTCLUB TAKEOVER! THINGS SEEM HEATED FOR THE LOCALS, BULLET RAIN!
THE ACID KING IS BACK ON THE MARKET WITH FIVE NEW DIFFERENT FORMULAS OF BRAIN CORROSION FOR COMA-INDUCING TRIPS... AND EVEN TEMPORARY DEATH!
CYBERPYSCHO SIGHTINGS ARE ON THE RISE, AS ALWAYS. MON TO FRI, OVER SEVENTY DEATHS CAUSED BY THREE DIFFERENT CYBERPSYCHO BREAKOUTS IN THE WATSON-WESTBROOK REGION. NCPD ARE FUCKING DONE!
HOW BAD ARE IMPLANTS FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, ANYWAY? FIVE EX-MEDICAL SPECIALISTS AND RIPPERDOCS WERE INTERVIEWED ABOUT THIS. THEIR ANSWERS WILL SHOCK YOU!
Vertigo!
ANANÁS IS BACK IN WATSON!
EX-NOMAD AND FORMER STREETPUNK, SERIAL KILLER PSYCHO-FREAK "ANANÁS" BROKEN OUT OF CONTAINMENT BY 6TH STREET FELLOWS... BRAINS WERE BLOWN BY NCPD, BUT THE ESCAPEE WAS NOT CAUGHT! DANGEROUS HEIST ACTOR AND KILLER OF HUNDREDS IS SET BACK LOOSE IN NC!
HOW BAD ARE IMPLANTS FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, ANYWAY? FIVE EX-MEDICAL SPECIALISTS AND RIPPERDOCS WERE INTERVIEWED ABOUT THIS. THEIR ANSWERS WILL SHOCK YOU!
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ANANÁS IS A WELL-KNOWN FACE IN THE NC CRIME SCENE. BORN AND BRED IN A NOW EXTINCT NOMAD CAMP, ANANÁS MOVED TO THE CITY AT JUST 15 YEARS OF AGE, WHERE HE QUICKLY MADE HIMSELF A NAME WORKING FOR FIXERS WITH HIS "SHOOT FIRST, ASK LATER" PHILOSOPHY. AT 17, HE JOINED THE 6TH STREET GANG. DURING THAT TIME, 6TH STREET EXPANDED THEIR DOMAIN TO OVER HALF OF WESTBROOK AND THE ENTIRETY OF SANTO DOMINGO.
IT SEEMS THEY GOT A LITTLE TOO CONFIDENT WITH THEIR PRIZE BOY, HOWEVER, BECAUSE A HORRIBLE HEIST ATTEMPT AT A LARGE BANK CORPO LED TO THE APREHENSION OF ANANÁS (FINALLY!), WHO WAS PLACED IN HIGH SECURITY INCARCERATION, AND 6TH STREET STARTED TO WITHER AND LOSE TERRITORY EVER SINCE.
IT SEEMS THEY'VE NOTICED THIS, BECAUSE HE JUST GOT BROKEN OUT OF JAIL WITH A BANG! (A QUITE LITERAL BANG, BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT A 706' ARASAKA CANNON TO BLOW UP THE PRISON WALLS.) WITH THE RETURN OF ANANÁS TO THE STREETS OF NC, WILL 6TH STREET RISE BACK UP TO THE TOP?
...A NEW GANG COMING UP?
THE MOHAWK-ROCKING ESCAPEE WAS ALREADY SIGHTED WREAKING CHAOS AROUND NC - BUT NOT WITH 6TH STREET! ANANÁS WAS ALLEGEDLY SPOTTED IN SHOOTOUTS BESIDE TWO PERSONS NEVER SEEN BEFORE, INCLUDING SOME STRANGE MAELSTROM-LOOKING DROID...
HAS HE RENEGADED THE OLD GANG? IS A NEW FACTION ON THE RISE?
THE
PVNKSTAR
MAGAZINE:
A NEW ROCKER?
WITH THE BOYKILLERS CONCERT COMING THIS WEEKEND, THE SKULL BANGERS AND RIB-SPLITTERS GATHERED TOGETHER FOR A SPECIAL DEPRAVITY FAIR THIS WEEKEND - WITH A STRANGE NEW BAND ON THE HORIZON. "IT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE SAMURAI" THE ORGANIZERS SAID, "BUT WITH A LOT MORE GORE AND GRUNGE."
RUMOURS SAY THE CONCERT WILL FEATURE LIVE DECAPITATION OF THE GUITARIST, AND "END WITH A QUITE LITERAL BANG".
MYSTERIOUS BOTFACE
SEEN IN WESTBROOK
"IT WAS A RUDE, STUPID THING, LOOKING COMPLETELY LOST, BUT ABSOLUTELY PUMPED WITH RAGE" SAID JOHNATHAN SMITHY, A VICTIM OF ARMED ASSAULT BY A VERY STRANGE MAN IN WESTBROOK WHO CAME FORWARD TO REPORT THIS TO BRAIN FIZZLER.
"HE HAD NO GUTS, IT WAS ALL METAL IN HIS STOMACH, NO ORGANICS. IT WAS LIKE FUCKED UP ALLEY BOT SCRAP... WITH TOP-TIER COMBAT IMPLANTS." JOHNATHAN, CLAIMS HE GOT ATTACKED WHILE LEAVING A CLUB AT AROUND 5:00 AM, AND CLAIMS TO NOT HAVE BEEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ANY MAJOR PSYCHEDELICS AT THE TIME. "PUNK HAD SOME WEIRD FACE IMPLANTS. AT FIRST I THOUGHT I WAS BEING ATTACKED BY SOME MAELSTROM GOON, BUT IT WASN'T QUITE. IT'S LIKE IF IT WAS USING STOLEN TECH. THE MAELSTROM-LOOKING IMPLANTS WERE GLOWING BLUE"
VICTIM SAYS TO WATCH OUT AROUND THE SOUTHERN WESTBROOK REGION, BECAUSE THAT FREAK MIGHT STILL BE AROUND.
MILITECH STORAGE WAREHOUSE RAIDED BY MAELSTROM, OF ALL THINGS!
IT SEEMS THE MAELSTROM BOYS ALREADY GOT BORED OF THE NEW TOYS THEY GOT OFF ARASAKA LAST WEEK, BECAUSE THIS FRIDAY THEY ORGANIZED A MASSIVE OPERATION AT YET ANOTHER WELL-GUARDED MILITECH WAREHOUSE! IS THERE A DEATH WISH?
THE SHOOTOUT WAS IMMENSE, BRINGING IN FIVE MAXTAC UNITS THAT ENDED IN MORE THAN 270 DEATHS (INCL. CIVILIANS), BUT MAELSTROM APPEARS TO HAVE FLED SUCCESSFULLY WITH MOST OF THE STOLEN TECH.
THE RAID OCCURED AT A WAREHOUSE THAT STORES FOR A SPECIFIC SUBSECTION OF MILITECH, "WEYLAND-MILITECH" (WHICH, AS YOU ALL MAY KNOW, WAS THE RESULT OF WEYLAND-YUTANI + MILITECH MERGE BACK IN 2023), WHICH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PRODUCING USEFUL EVERYDAY HOUSETASK NANNY BOTS THAT LOOK LIKE REAL HUMANS... AND ALSO RUMORED OF MAKING SYNTHETIC SUPERSOLDIERS. PERSONALLY, I DON'T THINK THEY WERE THERE TO STEAL ROBOT MAIDS!
HOW BAD ARE IMPLANTS FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH, ANYWAY? FIVE EX-MEDICAL SPECIALISTS AND RIPPERDOCS WERE INTERVIEWED ABOUT THIS. THEIR ANSWERS WILL SHOCK YOU!
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プッシー・デストロイヤー LSD GOD II
COLLAGEN PICTURES' ACCLAIMED UNDERGROUND GEM GETS A BRAND NEW SEQUEL FOR THEIR RECORD-BREAKING HARDCORE MOTION PICTURE "LSD GOD". THE SEQUEL FEATURES THE ORIGINAL PROTAGONIST MARIE KARTNEY, WHO GOT BRUTALLY DECAPITATED AT THE END OF THE FIRST FILM, COMING BACK TO LIFE AS A MASS OF FLESH AND CHROME PUT TOGETHER GROTESQUELY BY THE SAKA-EXOTICS CORPORATION TO MAKE HEY A CYBER-FREAK ABLE TO HUNT DOWN A SLIPPERY BASTARD...
THE YEAR IS 2099, THE STREETS ARE WASHED IN BLOOD AND RUBBLE OF A CIVILIZATION ONCE THRIVING, AND HER EYES SEE NO KINDNESS... ONLY PROGRAMMED GUIDELINES FOR METICULOUS DESTRUCTION.
A HARDCORE, BRUTAL, UNCENSORED ACTION THRILLER WITH VERY REAL GORE AND VIOLENCE THAT COULD NEVER MAKE IT IN THE BIG SCREENS.
WILL SHE BREAK OUT OF SAKA-EXOTICS' CONTROL? WILL SHE RECLAIM HER HUMANITY? WILL SHE GET HER REVENGE?
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